the official Zero Punctuation Thread of I HATE EVERYTHING!

[STARSBarry]

my favorite bit of the game is when you lose control and theres a pretty cutscene on so you can go do something more enjoyable, like the washing up while something steriotypical involving one dimensional characters happens, and then you come back and relise that marble madness is still on your live arcade and maybe it was time you gave that a whirl again

[webshark]

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Burnout: Paradise

pretty good i thought. tho i dont have any interest in this game so some of it was lost on me a bit.

the link is also posted in the OP for convenience.

[Sim88]

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sheff159]

haha, I laughed, but it was by no means his best.

[chedabob]

"A theory like a biscuit raft that could disintegrate at any moment"

Best quote ever

[Carl-PS3-fan]

Burnout Paradise one was pretty hilarious..Burnout hates you!

And i laughed hard at the DJ Atomica bit...It's hilariously true.

Even so, the COD4 review is still his funniest so far, in my opinion at least. My sister agrees with me. Yeah, it's like a weekly ritual, me and my sister watch the newest Zero Punctuation review. Cool, right? Heh

[oasis]

lol wild card.

[Fyrus]

Originally Posted by Carl-PS3-fan

Burnout Paradise one was pretty hilarious..Burnout hates you!

And i laughed hard at the DJ Atomica bit...It's hilariously true.

Even so, the COD4 review is still his funniest so far, in my opinion at least. My sister agrees with me. Yeah, it's like a weekly ritual, me and my sister watch the newest Zero Punctuation review. Cool, right? Heh

I eagerly await wednesday as well.

[Carl-PS3-fan]

Beat day of the week, purely for the latest Zero Punctuation review =]

[BCA]

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Turok