Switzerland wants to kill us.

[NapalmRiot]

So....

who wants some Swiss chocolate?

*clears throat* If I may take a quote from a giant plant like creature....



"There is still time to stop the key from turning".

[Fyrus]

there was a slight chance that the atomic bomb would destroy the atmosphere. but we went on testing anyway.

[man on the moon]

and what if we do die?

it's not like there is a hell waiting for us. we're already in one

[Dax]

I think it is because Waa Waa is alive.

[User Name?]

why create a thing like this, instead of a spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of light?

[X51]

Originally Posted by User Name?

why create a thing like this, instead of a spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of light?

Because the latter is impossible in terms of velocity.

[E6600]

Originally Posted by man on the moon

and what if we do die?

it's not like there is a hell waiting for us. we're already in one

hell is a place on earth

Hell, Michigan

[chedabob]

To address this and other concerns, CERN performed a study to investigate whether such dangerous events as micro black holes, strangelets, or magnetic monopoles could occur.[10] The report concluded, "We find no basis for any conceivable threat." If black holes are produced, they are expected to evaporate almost immediately via Hawking radiation

As to the other 3 things:

Strange Matter that is stable at zero pressure occurs naturally. Strange Matter that occurs under high pressure occurs naturally in the cores of Neutron Stars.

Proton Decay has never been observed. It also takes 10[sup]35[/sup] years to occur

Stranglets:

The general belief is that this would not happen, because most models predict that strangelets, like nuclei, are positively charged, so they are electrostatically repelled by nuclei, and would rarely merge with them.[6] However, the idea has received some media attention [7], [8], and concerns of this type were raised at the commencement of the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) experiment at Brookhaven, which could potentially have created strangelets. A detailed analysis [9] concluded that the RHIC collisions were comparable to ones that naturally occur as cosmic rays traverse the solar system, so we would already have seen such a disaster if it were possible.

/thread

Oh, and Vbulletin is the definition of crap because it can't even do sub-script or super-script.

[NapalmRiot]

Originally Posted by goldmember

OH GOD YOU ARE STUPID

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