The Nexgenwars Official Questionnaire: MasterSword

[Matthew]

1) How did you hear about Nexgenwars?

Some guy on the Gamespot forums (yes, I visited Retardation Isle) had the three console sales banners in his signature. After seeing it a few times I visited the main site and soon started lurking around the forum. Then I said to myself, "Screw you, Gamespot" and joined. I'm John from California and I've lost 17 pounds in three days. I now have more time with my family... and the money's great too. Nexgenwars REALLY WORKS!

2) When did you join Nexgenwars?

I'm pretty sure it was after I hadn't yet joined, but before I had already joined.

3) What is your favorite memory about nexgenwars? A particular post, etc.

I'd have to say the whole 5 Million vs. Happy Thread rivalry. Those were some fun times, when everyone was spamming as fast as they could to outpost each other and making empty threats. There was also the short NGW vs. 7th War Forums skirmish.

4) Have you ever been outside of the United States?

No, I only recently got a passport.

5) What is your favorite smiley, in our out of NGW?

It's a close call between Super Smile and Turret Guy. Still, Serious Turret is underused and thus has a larger impact.

6) If you had to choose between R Kelly, P Diddy, and 50 cent, to marry for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

All of them.

7) How many songs do you listen to per day?

Probably... 15? I only listen to music occasionally for a bit while I work.

8) If there were 20 snakes lined up, 12 of which have venom capable of killing a human in a matter of an hour, would you let one of the 20, 8 being non-venomous, bite you for 10 billion dollars?

Of course. How many lives could I save with $7 billion? (Good old taxes)

9) If you were to take the amount of pee you have peed and lined it up in a wall of 8 ounce containers, how long do you think that wall would stretch?

Very far. I drink a heck of a lot of water and take a leak probably five times a day. You needed to know that.

10) Who is your favorite NGW member? Bonus points if they add much need spice and pizazz.

Now, I don't play favorites... ...but Uninspired has always given me a good laugh.

11) What's your favorite genre of music?

I don't really have a favorite, but anything besides heavy metal, rap, or country is good with me. Usually I just pull whatever random songs I feel like at the moment and throw them on a playlist.

12) What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Cookies and Cream. (I hate ice cream.)

13) The number 13... one MORE than the old questionnaire. Quick! What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see:

A picture that means nothing, yet everything. A way to add to post count and get away with it. The essence of the 5 Million Happy Posts Thread.

Remember, you can ask questions too, but it is up to MasterSword to respond.

[Carnage]

New questions pl0x.

[Matthew]

The first 3 are the same, the ones after it, 4-13, are not the same.

[Carnage]

Originally Posted by Matthew

The first 3 are the same, the ones after it, 4-13, are not the same.

I haven't been paying much attention to these, my bad. :P

[NapalmRiot]

Originally Posted by Matthew

1) How did you hear about Nexgenwars?

Some guy on the Gamespot forums (yes, I visited Retardation Isle) had the three console sales banners in his signature. After seeing it a few times I visited the main site and soon started lurking around the forum. Then I said to myself, "Screw you, Gamespot" and joined. I'm John from California and I've lost 17 pounds in three days. I now have more time with my family... and the money's great too. Nexgenwars REALLY WORKS! I've gained 50 pounds in 9 months thanks to NGW, bastards...

2) When did you join Nexgenwars?

I'm pretty sure it was after I hadn't yet joined, but before I had already joined, and after NapalmRiot, who deserves this more than I do.

3) What is your favorite memory about nexgenwars? A particular post, etc.

I'd have to say the whole 5 Million vs. Happy Thread rivalry. Those were some fun times, when everyone was spamming as fast as they could to outpost each other and making empty threats. There was also the short NGW vs. 7th War Forums skirmish. Man, I signed up at the 7th War three times!

4) Have you ever been outside of the United States?

No, I only recently got a passport.

5) What is your favorite smiley, in our out of NGW?

It's a close call between Super Smile and Turret Guy. Still, Serious Turret is underused and thus has a larger impact. Lies.

6) If you had to choose between R Kelly, P Diddy, and 50 cent, to marry for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

All of them. You'd rather have NapalmRiot.

7) How many songs do you listen to per day?

Probably... 15? I only listen to music occasionally for a bit while I work. *coughJPopcough*

8) If there were 20 snakes lined up, 12 of which have venom capable of killing a human in a matter of an hour, would you let one of the 20, 8 being non-venomous, bite you for 10 billion dollars?

Of course. How many lives could I save with $7 billion? (Good old taxes)

9) If you were to take the amount of pee you have peed and lined it up in a wall of 8 ounce containers, how long do you think that wall would stretch?

Very far. I drink a heck of a lot of water and take a leak probably five times a day. You needed to know that. *writes that down*

10) Who is your favorite NGW member? Bonus points if they add much need spice and pizazz.

Now, I don't play favorites... ...but Uninspired has always given me a good laugh. LIES AND PROPAGANDA YOU LIKE NAPALM THE BEST

11) What's your favorite genre of music?

I don't really have a favorite, but anything besides heavy metal, rap, or country is good with me. Usually I just pull whatever random songs I feel like at the moment and throw them on a playlist.

12) What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Cookies and Cream. (I hate ice cream.) Send him to the stake!

13) The number 13... one MORE than the old questionnaire. Quick! What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see:

A picture that means nothing, yet everything. A way to add to post count and get away with it. The essence of the 5 Million Happy Posts Thread. *cries*

Remember, you can ask questions too, but it is up to MasterSword to respond.

What's your favorite Pac-Man ghost?
Who's better, Master Chief or The Arbiter?
Is Chuck Norris god? *any answer other than yes will result in your head being roundhouse kicked off*
What's your favorite band?
How many emulators do you own, and what are they?
How many ROMs do you own?
Are you ever going to post a link to the Mother 3 translated ROM?
When's your birthday?
Where did SlowPlant go?
What's a fat boys?
Turret guy: Will he appear in KillZone 2 as a playable character?

[MasterSword]

Originally Posted by NapalmRiot

What's your favorite Pac-Man ghost?
Definitely Inky.
Who's better, Master Chief or The Arbiter?
Your mom.
Is Chuck Norris god? *any answer other than yes will result in your head being roundhouse kicked off*
No. His movies have unintentionally made me laugh, though.
What's your favorite band?
Here's some of their work.
How many emulators do you own, and what are they?
FCEU Ultra for my busted NES, ZSNES for my busted SNES, Project 64 for no real reason, and Visual Boy Advance for Mother 3.
How many ROMs do you own?
Pretty much one for all the NES and SNES games I own, plus a few extras which I can't really justify.
Are you ever going to post a link to the Mother 3 translated ROM?
mother3.org or take three semesters of Japanese.
When's your birthday?
September 30th. Just in time for Halo.
Where did SlowPlant go?
The same way the onions went.
What's a fat boys?
I don't know.
Turret guy: Will he appear in KillZone 2 as a playable character?
If he does, I'll be there fastar then u.

lwjeiovwnv

[Mallhew]

Sept. 30th's my birthday, too.

Please pose one question you want us to ask you and then answer it.

[MasterSword]

Isn't that sort of self-defeating?

[Carnage]

What is your religion?

Are you bi?

[ltzasz]

Are you afraid of joining chat? If yes, why are you such a coward?