5 Million Happy Posts Thread

[Azt3k]

I always get the feeling that 70% of the interwebz population is asian.

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by rounds1

I'm just about at that point.

One day I was home from work and the bell rings. So, I go to answer it and there's nobody there. Go back and sit down, bell rings again. Again...nobody there.

So I wait and peak out my window, and I see some kids hiding behind a bush, giggling. Now I'm like a lion - stalking, praying. I crouch behind the living room window, just waiting for the little shits to try it again, and to my non-surprise they do.

Just as the kid's finger is about to hit my doorbell again, I open the door. The kid must've crapped himself he looked so surprised. I said, "can I help you?" And he said, "ummm, no" and ran away.

I felt pretty good that day. Outsmarted a bunch of 8 year olds, I did!

[Gnu]

At 45, I hope I can retire and travel the world in a big RV.

[rounds1]

Originally Posted by Gnu

At 45, I hope I can retire and travel the world in a big RV.

I hope that's a floating RV!

[Chibi Kitsune]

Originally Posted by rounds1

I'm just about at that point.

One day I was home from work and the bell rings. So, I go to answer it and there's nobody there. Go back and sit down, bell rings again. Again...nobody there.

So I wait and peak out my window, and I see some kids hiding behind a bush, giggling. Now I'm like a lion - stalking, praying. I crouch behind the living room window, just waiting for the little shits to try it again, and to my non-surprise they do.

Just as the kid's finger is about to hit my doorbell again, I open the door. The kid must've crapped himself he looked so surprised. I said, "can I help you?" And he said, "ummm, no" and ran away.

I felt pretty good that day. Outsmarted a bunch of 8 year olds, I did!

this is that kid
YouTube - Emo Luigi's Sparta Remix

[boffo]

What a bunch of punks. And were you able to do it without laughing until you had closed the door?

[Fyrus]

jesus christ can't make a joke around here.

[boffo]

Originally Posted by Fyrus

jesus christ can't make a joke around here.

I didn't realize he was a member.

[rounds1]

Originally Posted by boffo

What a bunch of punks. And were you able to do it without laughing until you had closed the door?

I may have smiled, but it was hard not to the kid was so caught off guard - and of course I felt so good about my cunning abilities. They never did it again, though, so they got the point.

The kids were punks, though....they started pouding me with snowballs one day when I was shoveling - and I really don't even know these kids! So, we had a huge 10 on 1 snowball fight, which ended with one of them trying to jump on my back and me throwing him to the ground.

I didn't sign up for physicalities.

[Azt3k]

Yeah, this place is falling down.