5 Million Happy Posts Thread

[rounds1]

Originally Posted by boffo

Of course you don't. That being said, it's really hard to find porn on the internet.

That's what I tell the misses! She doesn't surf so much, so she doesn't realize that anything that's happened in the world can be found somewhere on the internet.

[man on the moon]

Originally Posted by rounds1

That's what I tell the misses! She doesn't surf so much, so she doesn't realize that anything that's happened in the world can be found somewhere on the internet.

even bestiality... * pukes *

[boffo]

Originally Posted by man on the moon

even bestiality... * pukes *

That reminds me of a funny call that I got when I worked in a call center and took customer service calls for MSN internet service.

Some old lady called and rambled on about nothing for almost 45 minutes. Highlight being that apparently one day she was curious, so she typed beastiality into a search engine and she "was shocked with what came up". I have no idea what she was expecting would come up.

[rounds1]

Originally Posted by boffo

That reminds me of a funny call that I got when I worked in a call center and took customer service calls for MSN internet service.

Some old lady called and rambled on about nothing for almost 45 minutes. Highlight being that apparently one day she was curious, so she typed beastiality into a search engine and she "was shocked with what came up". I have no idea what she was expecting would come up.

She probably expected to see people beating up on animals...not beating other things.

[chedabob]

Bestiality is one of the reasons 4chan, 711chan and 7chan are blocked at my router

Also, how the hell is Bestiality pronounced like "Beast"? There's no A, therefore it must be pronounced EST, like Nest.

[boffo]

Originally Posted by rounds1

She probably expected to see people beating up on animals...not beating other things.

No idea. She was a crazy old lady though. Claimed Bill Gates went to her church occasionally and that she let some poor guy stay at her house for a while until she found out that all he was doing was using her computer to look at porn. I wanted her to get to the point of why she was calling, but at the same time I was hoping she'd keep the stories coming.

[rounds1]

Originally Posted by boffo

No idea. She was a crazy old lady though. Claimed Bill Gates went to her church occasionally and that she let some poor guy stay at her house for a while until she found out that all he was doing was using her computer to look at porn. I wanted her to get to the point of why she was calling, but at the same time I was hoping she'd keep the stories coming.

Did she ever get to the point?

[E6600]

Are you happy?

[man on the moon]

/ dance

[Dutch guy]

It's my moms birthday today!