Tonight on NGW: Juno - the truth behind the mod

[Juno]

Originally Posted by downphoenix

Is it wrong to not know who you are?

Considering I only know you because you like to make up sales figures, nah. We haven't really ever talked.

[Juno]

Originally Posted by Chibi Kitsune

you should've been there

then we could've played Brawl and molested each other

I'll come next time I have a spare few days and few hundred quid to spare.

[Chibi Kitsune]

if you were to fly to the US
Chibi wouldn't recommend Texas

[Azt3k]

Nope

i would recommend mexico tho.

[NapalmRiot]

I have a couple questions:

1. What are your thoughts on orange soda?

2. Which would you steal if they we're parked next to each other in a parking lot: A Warthog or The Cucumber, Luigi's kart?

3. Is it true you were there when Phoenix's wife was on the pole?

4. Is it true you were her number one payee?

5. Do you have 14,000 racquetballs?

6. Do you own a credit card solely for pr0ns?

7. Did you actually direct 2girls1cup?

[boffo]

I want to make some sort of comment but it's hard to do without sounding boastful.

[downphoenix]

Originally Posted by Juno

Considering I only know you because you like to make up sales figures, nah. We haven't really ever talked.

LMAO.

I was serious though, dont think Ive ever seen you post in a topic here, even though it says you have 7000 posts.

And you mean the predictions thread, right? Because that's the only time I make up sales figures.

Originally Posted by boffo

I want to make some sort of comment but it's hard to do without sounding boastful.

Why? You did 2 girls 1 cup?

[boffo]

Originally Posted by downphoenix

Why? You did 2 girls 1 cup?

More likely something to do with being named as his favourite member.

[Juno]

Originally Posted by NapalmRiot

I have a couple questions:

1. What are your thoughts on orange soda?

It's nice

2. Which would you steal if they we're parked next to each other in a parking lot: A Warthog or The Cucumber, Luigi's kart?

A Warthog

3. Is it true you were there when Phoenix's wife was on the pole?

I was the pole

4. Is it true you were her number one payee?

It was free

5. Do you have 14,000 racquetballs?

Obviously

6. Do you own a credit card solely for pr0ns?

No, I need something to buy drugs with

7. Did you actually direct 2girls1cup?

I haven't even seen it.

Originally Posted by downphoenix

LMAO.

I was serious though, dont think Ive ever seen you post in a topic here, even though it says you have 7000 posts.

And you mean the predictions thread, right? Because that's the only time I make up sales figures.

Not truely. I remember you making some bogus figure up for the 360 in Japan. Oh well, it was a long time ago. If you haven't ever seen me post you obviously aren't around enough.

[NapalmRiot]

Thank you, but one more question...

If you're the pole, how often are you lubricated for maximum shwwwwang?