The Sexpert thread

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by chedabob

What should I do if it falls off?

Seek medical attention.

If that is not wished, you should first stuff it up with a material of your choice, then superglue and duck-tape it back on.

[chedabob]

How much chloroform should I put on the rag?

[chedabob]

Oh shit Rainbow is on. SCATTER!!!

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by chedabob

How much chloroform should I put on the rag?

That depends. Do you want them to live or not after the deed is done?

[chedabob]

Originally Posted by Darth Alec

That depends. Do you want them to live or not after the deed is done?

Pfft, I don't want a murder charge

[man on the moon]

I'm starting to worry. Again.

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by chedabob

Pfft, I don't want a murder charge

Well then, about one and a half seconds of turning the bottle upside down should suffice.

Originally Posted by man on the moon

I'm starting to worry. Again.

I can help you relax yourself.

[BCA]

Why does my wee wee grow when I see your mother?

And also, not sure if this is sex related... but,

Do women poop? I heard this is a myth.

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by Walshie

Why does my wee wee grow when I see your mother?

Because she is sexy. An increase in the size of your Wee Wee is normal when looking at pretty women, like my mother.

An only sex-related questions will be answered. For a mild form of controll in here.

[Red-Blue]

I like animals.


Why?