The Sexpert thread

[Darth Alec]

Because everyone is up my ass on this one, I'm have been pressured into doing as they please.

Now, if you require help on any matter, ask me.

If you are female, it is highly reccomended that you send me a film presenting your issue.

[chedabob]

Darth Alec, which hole do I put it in?

[BCA]

Is it normal to have both male and female parts?

[chedabob]

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Is that normal size?

EDIT: AIEEEEEEEE

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by chedabob

Darth Alec, which hole do I put it in?

Originally Posted by Darth Alec

Between the crap hole and the pee hole.

If in doubt, stick it in the crapper, do under no circumstances ask her.

I reccomend watching a few movies to get know the generall area.

I'll also add that it recommended to know your way around this place no matter what.

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by Walshie

Is it normal to have both male and female parts?

That can be a blessing and a curse. Depending on you looks, you should choose which to remove.

Remember, a Vagina is like an asshole, but without all the brown stuff.

[BCA]

How much wood could a woodchuck fuck, if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

[webshark]

*insert award winning quote here*

[chedabob]

What should I do if it falls off?

[Darth Alec]

Originally Posted by Walshie

How much wood could a woodchuck fuck, if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

Fucking wood has a large chance of splinters. And splinters on your Penis is not reccomended.

I'd say the woodchuck wouldn't fuck much wood if a woodchuck could fuck wood.